The First Promise: a message about Gen. 3:15
Our Christian Roots as Americans
Historical articles
Have the Party Press Days Returned?
When the Government Censored the Telegraph
Newspaper suppressed during Civil War
Humor
Ratzinger not first choice for pope
Reason for oil shortage
20 ways to be a Democrat.
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity. Read more.
Deputy Barney Fife's (on the Andy Griffith Show) observation of less than attractive women at a party: "Fly a quail through here and every one of `em would point."
Attached is a slide of two birds. Study them closely. See if you can spot which of the two is the female. It can be done. Even by one with limited bird watching skills.
* How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
* Why do you have to "put your two cents in," but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Read more.
Check out this hilarious video.
Letter from a Farm Kid (now at San Diego Marine Corps Recruit Training)
Dear Ma and Pa,
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. Read the rest.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. (Read the rest. You really don't want to miss this one.)
Remarkable Obituary
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. Read the rest.
Quote archive
T'was the night before Christmas
and all through the town,
not a sign of Baby Jesus
was anywhere to be found. Read the rest.
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2005 TENNESSEE EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the STATE of TENNESSEE.
If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands.
France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." Mark Twain.
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." General George S. Patton. Read more.
Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh"......bottles won't fit in typewriter! Read more.
SOME OF THE ARTISTS OF THE 60'S ARE REVISING THE HITS WITH THE NEW LYRICS TO ACCOMMODATE US BABY BOOMERS
THEY INCLUDE
1. Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've got a Lovely Walker.
2. Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip. Read more.
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. Read more.