Headlines from the year 2036
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon).
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year, $75.8 billion study shows that: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut!
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2037.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines